Okay, so it's been a while....well, cause I've been overseas most of the time...so anyways..here's a photo journal of my trips (simply coz I'm lazy to type and I know seeing too many words can make one giddy) so enjoy =)

First up : Chiang Mai

Our Hotel - Pang Suan Kaew

Well, AREN'T they demanding...


Ah...Breakfast...this stuff was really good cept for some slimy brown pieces of hell I know what...


Ooooo Shiny.....

One is supposed to be able to see the city from behind the trees...hurray haze!

This sign says : "I'm a cow and I go moo..."


And this is "GAY" in Thai...honest....really....comeon believe me...

And this says: "Warning, Perry ahead. Please keep your hands and legs inside the vehicle at all times. Have a pleasant journey."


And this requires no translation...well, cause it has the English translations there already...
Hmmm...so that's where they teach people to behave like monkeys....

And some random pictures of pretty orchids =D

Our guide showing us how to use a traditional Malay sex toy....uh....I mean mouse trap...

"Row row row your boat...uh...raft..gently down the...river..."

Now I know where tricycles come from...

And Money...

A hot mineral bath prepared by 4 hot Thai babes...or so I would have wished...haha..

Elephant poop! =D

Squirt Squirt

And some other random pics...

And now for Turkey...

Hot air balloon ride ^^

Ah...the wonders of nature...haha...

Magic spring water! (or so they say...)
Drink from tap number 1 for health
Drink from tap number 2 for wealth
Drink from tap number 3 for beauty
And drink from all 3 to pee


Rules of the city Ephesus :
Rule 1 : Thou shalt not step on thy neighbour's horse
Rule 2 : Thou shalt always ensure that thou has pants on
Rule 3 : Thou shalt not pee on thy friend's feet
Rule 4 : The stones that these rules are written on cannot be used as toilet paper
Rule 5 : Cats do not make a good after dinner snack
Rule 6 : Please ensure that your hands and feet are kept within the vehicle at all times
Rule 7 : Flowers planted along the street are for beautifying purposes only not for one to stuff up their arse
Rule 8 : Same goes for the trees
Rule 9 : Pies are good for you





Well...okay...whatever you say boss...


The Trojan Horse - Still under construction..they ran out of wood..they accidently let the Indonesians run wild and they burnt down all the trees...


The view of the European side of Istanbul from the Asian side


Told ya I had my very own private helicopter...

One bloody talented Japanese artist...

Ah finally...that concludes 3 hours spent in front of the computer uploading all these...phew...